So Long As It Trades

written and composed by Darwinzdeecent, 2025
recorded by Darwinzdeecent, 2025

ASCAP Work No. 933274966

SO LONG AS IT TRADES

Verse 1

Borax the Internet Fire Ant Killing Chemist

Discrete, quick, cheap, dial up, see what he can do

B’loved Triple Vision Fire Ant Killing Chemist

Gossipers with two legs might log off too

interim

Verse 2

Borax kills internet fire ants daily

Suffers from triple vision, ain’t no lie

Exterminates ant colonies weekly

Counts insect legs outloud, you can see why

Chorus

Two legged cockroach internet liars

Profiteering in the sickest of ways

Borax don’t take kindly to False Cri-ers

“Any gossip will do, so long as it trades.”

Solo

Verse 3

Dearest friend, “Not my cow not my pasture!”

Provoking Troll! Bankin’ filthy mouse clicks fast

Spreading your lies wider faster

Borax knows “Not my raccoon not my trash!”

Chorus

(So Many) Two legged cockroach internet liars

Profiteering in the sickest of ways

Borax don’t take kindly to False Cri-ers

“Any gossip will do, so long as it trades.”

“…so long as it trades.”